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    superpsyguy:

thursdayfilebuzz:

Oklahoma Tornado - This aerial photo shows the remains of homes hit by a massive tornado in Moore, Oklahoma, on Monday

American Red CrossThe Red Cross has set up shelters in various communities. You can donate to the Red Cross Disaster Relief fund here, and the organization also suggests giving blood at your local hospital or blood bank.
If you’re searching for a missing relative, check Red Cross Safe & Well’s site. And please register if you’re within the disaster region. The site is designed to make communication easier after a tragedy like this. 
If you want to send a $10 donation to the Disaster Relief fund via text message, you can do so by texting the word REDCROSS to 90999. As in the case with other donations via mobile, the donation will show up on your wireless bill, or be deducted from your balance if you have a prepaid phone. You need to be 18 or older, or have parental permission, to donate this way. (If you change your mind, text the word STOP to 90999.)
Phone: 1-800-RED CROSS (1-800-733-2767); for Spanish speakers, 1-800-257-7575; for TDD, 1-800-220-4095.
Oklahoma Baptist Disaster ReliefThis organization says donations will “go straight to help those in need providing tree removal services, laundry services and meals to victims of disasters.” 
It is requesting monetary donations (It says clothing is NOT needed). For more information, and to donate, visit Oklahoma Baptist Disaster Relief’s website.
You can send checks to: BGCO, Attn: Disaster Relief, 3800 N. May Ave., Oklahoma City, OK., 73112.
Salvation ArmyThe Salvation Army is organizing disaster response units to serve hard-hit areas in central Oklahoma, including Moore, where it is sending mobile kitchens that can serve meals to 2,500 people a day, and to South Oklahoma City.
Supporters can donate online via the organization’s website, SalvationArmyUSA.org. You can also text the word STORM to 80888 to make a $10 donation via cellphone.
If you want to send a check, the Salvation Army asks that you put the words “Oklahoma Tornado Relief” on the check, and mail it to: The Salvation Army, P.O. Box 12600, Oklahoma City, OK., 73157.
Phone:  1-800-SAL-ARMY (1-800-725-2769).
United Way of Central OklahomaA disaster relief fund is being activated as of May 21 so that individuals can specifically donated to tornado relief-and-recovery efforts, the organization says on its site.
“Financial contributions are the best way to help unless otherwise requested.” Donations can be made online at
United Way of Central Oklahoma’s Disaster Relief Fund is open.  Donations may be made online here. Checks, with a notation of “May Tornado Relief” can also be sent to the United Way of Central Oklahoma, P.O. Box 837, Oklahoma City, OK , 73101.
Feeding AmericaThrough its network of more than 200 food banks, Feeding America, whose mission is to “feed America’s hungry through a nationwide network of member food banks,” says it will deliver truckloads of food, water and supplies to communities in need, in Oklahoma, and will also “set up additional emergency food and supply distribution sites as they are needed.” You can donate onlinehere.
Phone: 1-800-910-5524.
Operation USA The international relief group, based in Los Angeles, says it is “readying essential material aid — emergency, shelter and cleaning supplies” to help Oklahoma’s community health organizations and schools recover.
You can donate online here. You can also give a $10 donation by texting the word AID to 50555. Checks should be sent to: Operation USA, 7421 Beverly Blvd., PH, Los Angeles, CA 90036
Phone: 1-800-678-7255.

    superpsyguy:

    thursdayfilebuzz:

    Oklahoma Tornado - This aerial photo shows the remains of homes hit by a massive tornado in Moore, Oklahoma, on Monday

    American Red Cross
    The Red Cross has set up shelters in various communities. You can donate to the Red Cross Disaster Relief fund here, and the organization also suggests giving blood at your local hospital or blood bank.

    If you’re searching for a missing relative, check Red Cross Safe & Well’s site. And please register if you’re within the disaster region. The site is designed to make communication easier after a tragedy like this. 

    If you want to send a $10 donation to the Disaster Relief fund via text message, you can do so by texting the word REDCROSS to 90999. As in the case with other donations via mobile, the donation will show up on your wireless bill, or be deducted from your balance if you have a prepaid phone. You need to be 18 or older, or have parental permission, to donate this way. (If you change your mind, text the word STOP to 90999.)

    Phone: 1-800-RED CROSS (1-800-733-2767); for Spanish speakers, 1-800-257-7575; for TDD, 1-800-220-4095.

    Oklahoma Baptist Disaster Relief
    This organization says donations will “go straight to help those in need providing tree removal services, laundry services and meals to victims of disasters.” 

    It is requesting monetary donations (It says clothing is NOT needed). For more information, and to donate, visit Oklahoma Baptist Disaster Relief’s website.

    You can send checks to: BGCO, Attn: Disaster Relief, 3800 N. May Ave., Oklahoma City, OK., 73112.

    Salvation Army
    The Salvation Army is organizing disaster response units to serve hard-hit areas in central Oklahoma, including Moore, where it is sending mobile kitchens that can serve meals to 2,500 people a day, and to South Oklahoma City.

    Supporters can donate online via the organization’s website, SalvationArmyUSA.org. You can also text the word STORM to 80888 to make a $10 donation via cellphone.

    If you want to send a check, the Salvation Army asks that you put the words “Oklahoma Tornado Relief” on the check, and mail it to: The Salvation Army, P.O. Box 12600, Oklahoma City, OK., 73157.

    Phone:  1-800-SAL-ARMY (1-800-725-2769).

    United Way of Central Oklahoma
    A disaster relief fund is being activated as of May 21 so that individuals can specifically donated to tornado relief-and-recovery efforts, the organization says on its site.

    “Financial contributions are the best way to help unless otherwise requested.” Donations can be made online at

    United Way of Central Oklahoma’s Disaster Relief Fund is open.  Donations may be made online here. Checks, with a notation of “May Tornado Relief” can also be sent to the United Way of Central Oklahoma, P.O. Box 837, Oklahoma City, OK , 73101.

    Feeding America
    Through its network of more than 200 food banks, Feeding America, whose mission is to “feed America’s hungry through a nationwide network of member food banks,” says it will deliver truckloads of food, water and supplies to communities in need, in Oklahoma, and will also “set up additional emergency food and supply distribution sites as they are needed.” You can donate onlinehere.

    Phone: 1-800-910-5524.

    Operation USA 
    The international relief group, based in Los Angeles, says it is “readying essential material aid — emergency, shelter and cleaning supplies” to help Oklahoma’s community health organizations and schools recover.

    You can donate online here. You can also give a $10 donation by texting the word AID to 50555. Checks should be sent to: Operation USA, 7421 Beverly Blvd., PH, Los Angeles, CA 90036

    Phone: 1-800-678-7255.

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    — 23 hours ago with 261 notes

    sandandglass:

    Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner. 

    (via kattc)

    — 3 weeks ago with 147350 notes

    special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

    silvermoon424:

    fuckyeahidiotsonfacebook:

    what has happened to our world?

    it was just one of the largest maritime tragedies in history but whatever haha

    How….but….why…. FUCK EVERYTHING. 

    (Source: fuckyeahidiotonfacebook, via dailydirtythoughts)

    — 2 months ago with 55206 notes
    yellowfangofstarclan:

flyawaymax:

wheatleylaboratories:

obsessedobsesser:

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:


iou-a-fall-smeagol:


eleanull:


thechimeraresistance:


tltty:


if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset


Reblogging because eggplant


Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less. 


I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 



IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM



In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND



at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours



you used the wrong flag France

Hey! Hey, guys! Canada likes eggplants - or aubergine - what ever you want to call it - too!

Can we be included in this!?



Tumblr is the only place I can think of where a picture of an eggplant turns into a battle between countries.

I can never not reblog this post

    yellowfangofstarclan:

    flyawaymax:

    wheatleylaboratories:

    obsessedobsesser:

    doctorholmesofhogwarts:

    rainflaaash:

    districtnineand-three-quarters:

    accio—loki:

    valkyriesmith:

    solveitwithchocolate:

    iou-a-fall-smeagol:

    eleanull:

    thechimeraresistance:

    tltty:

    if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

    Reblogging because eggplant

    Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less. 

    I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 

    image

    IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM

    image

    In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

    image

    NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

    image

    at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

    image

    image

    you used the wrong flag France

    Hey! Hey, guys! Canada likes eggplants - or aubergine - what ever you want to call it - too!

    image

    Can we be included in this!?

    image

    Tumblr is the only place I can think of where a picture of an eggplant turns into a battle between countries.

    I can never not reblog this post

    (Source: hungarian, via rachaelrstewart)

    — 3 months ago with 185019 notes
    — 6 months ago with 235812 notes

    pleatherface13:

    I’m a libertarian…but this had me dying. SO funny.

    old women saying the word cockpunch is just goddamn amazing.

    — 6 months ago with 1 note

    adamconover:

    Mitt Romney Style

    vincentpeone:

    If this video manages to sway one voter, I feel like I’ve done my job as an American. Directed by me, written by Adam Conover and Emily Axford, produced and coordinated by our incredible team in LA- Jon Wolf and Sam Kirkpatrick, edited by Nick Barbieri, starring the man of legends, Matt Walton.

    Vince and the entire CollegeHumor production team did an unbelievable job turning this video around in an incredibly short period of time and somehow making it look so easy. A ton of credit also goes to Wellington Lora at Cueniverse for making it sound like I could actually hit that high note, and to the hilarious and incomparable Lisa Hanawalt for suggesting the original germ of the idea while we were in line at customs at the Houston Airport. This stupid video is the crowning achievement of my lifetime.

    — 7 months ago with 19841 notes